A Different Perspective

My Next Life By Woody Allen

In my next life I want to live backwards.
You start off dead and get that over with.
Then you wake up in an old peoples home feeling better each day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready to go to high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities.
You become a baby until you are born. And then you spend the last 9 months floating in a luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila!
You finish off with an organism.
I rest my case.